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St. Mungo’s

Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

St. Mungo's Crest

     Welcome to St. Mungo's! Here you will find many excerpts and descriptions of St. Mungo's as well as other helpful information.

    “They arrived outside a large, old-fashioned, red brick apartment store called Purge and Dowse Ltd. The place has a shabby, miserable air; the window display consisted of a few chipped dummies with their wigs askew, standing at random and modeling fashions at least ten years out of date. Large signs on all the dusty doors read CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENT.”

    “…Tonks leaned close to the glass, looking up at the very ugly dummy and said, “Wotcher… We’re here to see Arthur Weasley.”

    “…the dummy gave a tiny nod, beckoned its jointed finger, and Tonks has seized Ginny and Mrs. Weasley by the elbows, stepped right through the glass and vanished.”

    “…together they stepped forward through what felt like a sheet of cool water, emerging quite warm and dry on the other side.”

    “There was no sign of the ugly dummy or the space where she had stood. They had arrived in what seemed to be a crowded reception area where rows of witches and wizards sat upon rickety wooden chairs, some looking perfectly normal and perusing out-of-date copies of Witch Weekly, others sporting gruesome disfigurements such as elephant trunks or extra hands sticking out of their chests.”

    “Witches and wizards in lime-green robes were walking up and down the rows, asking questions and making notes on clip boards lick Umbridge’s. Harry noticed the emblem embroidered on their chests: a wand and bone, crossed.”

    “…they followed her (Mrs. Weasley) to the queue in front of a plump blonde witch seated at a desk marked INQUIRIES. The wall behind her was covered in notices and posters saying things like A CLEAN CAULDRON KEEPS POTIONS FROM BECOMING POISONS and ANITDOTES ARE ANTI-DON’T’S UNLESS APPROVED BY A QUALIFIED HEALER.”

           

    “There was also a large portrait of a witch with long silver ringlets that was labeled

 DILYS DERWENT

 ST. MUNGO’S HEALER 1722-1741

HEADMISTRESS OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF

WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, 1741-1768

  

    “…the Weasley party moved forward a few steps and Harry read the floor guide:

 

 ARTICFACTS ACCIDENTS……………..……..Ground Floor

(Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, etc.)

 
CREATURE-INDUCED INJURIES…………..……First Floor

(Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.)

MAGICAL BUGS……………………………..…Second Floor

(Contagious maladies, e.g., dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrofungulus)

 
POTION AND PLANT POISONING…………..…Third Floor

(Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, etc.)

 
SPELL DAMAGE…………………………….…..Fourth Floor

(Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.)

 
VISITORS’ TEAROOM AND HOSPITAL SHOP...Fifth Floor

If you are unsure where to go, incapable of normal speech, or unable to remember why you are here, our Welcome Witch will be pleased to help.

 

Wards:

“DANGEROUS” DAI LLEWELLYN WARD: SERIOUS BITES

                 Healer-in-Charge: Hippocrates Smethwyck

                  Trainee Healer: Augustus Pye

 
            SPELL DAMAGE WARD

                 Healer-in-Charge: Miriam Strout